Hey paisans, what up?

tagged me with some kind of tagger! Lord knows why. I've lost all control of my sanity so I guess i'll do this!
Okay it took me like 15 minutes to comprehend exactly what I had to do, so WONDERFUL. Okayhereigo.
Dundeey's keshtions:
1.Will you actually answer these questions?
NO.2.If no: Well, poo for you because you just did. If yes: alright, well then.. PREPARE YOUSELF i always wanted to say what Ike always says.
This isnt a question aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaifightformyfriendsaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3.When someone meets someone else, but on the internet, he or she will always guess automatically what gender that person is, without asking it first. I always think automatically its a boy, and when i notice its actually a girl im most of the times disappointed, but after a while i dont care:
What do YOU always think what gender that person is?(If you dont have these kind of situations: skip question 4)
Male. It's the internet. Always. Male. If they say they're a girl. They just want to steal your candy. Your
crotch candy.
4.Are you disappointed when it seems its not the gender you thought it was?
I'LL SKIP QUESTION FOUR ANYWAY.
5.Another subject: what do you usually draw?
Plumbers in brightly colored uniforms, Crazy stuff, Incomprehensible stuff, Pokemon, FEMALES WHO CERTAINLY ARE FULLY CLOTHED, Backgrounds(hahahah *weep*), the meaning of life, Letters, People playing sports incorrectly.
6.I see... Do you have fun while drawing or do you only do it to show people what you can do, or who you are on DA?
I think I'd be a miserable fuck if I did that second part, I don't think I prove anything by drawing
poop.7.If you could have ONE power what would it be? (No ''THE POWER TO HAVE EVERY POWER'' power > 3 >. And yes, you can BE something too, like a ninja or shinigami)
THE POWER TO HAVE THE POWER TO HAVE EVERY POWER. CHECK AND MATE, GOOD SIR.
8.Why would you choose that power?
I CAN SHOOT ICE OUT OF MY NOSE HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
9.What's your dream job for later?
Being TOLD to draw some ridiculous shit. That'll end up on TV. And give me money.
10. Are you really gonna do this whole thing? xd
Ten questions isn't TERRIBLY long.
11. (FOR THE ONES WHO SKIPPED Q. 4) SO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ??
FUCK.Well that gave me gastro intestinal distress, hooray!
Evidently, here are the rules:
"1. You must post 10 different questions, but they must be your own questions, don't copy anyone else's questions
2. You must then tag at most 10 people who must answer your questions which you cannot answer yourself then ask 10 different questions go to their page and tell them they have been tagged
3. They can be random questions but mustn't be anything too rude or too sexual. <--(ENTIRELY INCORRECT.)
Here are my questions:"WAIT I HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING? Beans, I could be making comics or something actually ENTERTAINING.
Bah.
1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
2. How many tootsie pops does it take to get to the center of the emergency room?
3. Have you ever stolen one of those cloth napkins from a fancy restaurant?
4. Because if you have, you're a monster.
5. Have you ever typed random crap into a search engine because you have a horrific short term memory span?
6. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
7. IS TWO STUPID DOGS THE BEST SHOW EVER OR WHAT?
8. Am I going to come up with anymore questions?
9. Does this answer the previous question?
10. Why is poop silly?
Okay, now I have to tag people. Man, I wish I knew some people. OHIKNOW!

BECAUSE HE ASKED ME TO. And I guess anyone else who dares to answer MY DIABOLICAL POP QUIZ THAT YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T STUDY FOR BECAUSE IT'S A POP QUIZ HAHAHAHA! Seriously, I don't care if you do it or not, it won't hurt my feelings. MUCH.
There, quarterly journal quota filled. Those comics aren't going to not-make themselves!